The Dad Bag — big black EVA beach tote with strap handles, AI render (real photos when the boat arrives)

The Dad Bag — Big Black Beach Tote

$69.95
$69.95
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The Dad Bag — big black EVA beach tote with strap handles, AI render (real photos when the boat arrives)
  • The Dad Bag — big black EVA beach tote with strap handles, AI render (real photos when the boat arrives)
  • Artists impression — actual bag currently on a boat. AI render
  • The Dad Bag — big black EVA beach tote with strap handles, AI render (real photos when the boat arrives)
  • Artists impression — actual bag currently on a boat. AI render
The Dad Bag — Big Black Beach Tote

The Dad Bag — Big Black Beach Tote

$69.95
$69.95

PRE-ORDER — your bag is on the boat. The first run is at sea right now. Orders ship from Brisbane the day it docks, late August. That's not a marketing tactic, it's just shipping.

Photos are artist's impressions. The actual gear is on the boat; real photos go up when it docks.

Ships late August from Brisbane. Change your mind before we dispatch and we'll refund in full. Shipping policy · Refund policy

1.3 kg · waterproof EVA · stands upright · hose it out · punched holes for clip-ins

1.3 kilos of solid black EVA rubber that stands up on its own and doesn't care about sand, wet togs, or the juice box that exploded somewhere near the bottom. Hose it out. Done.

  • Big enough for the whole family's gear — which, let's be honest, you're carrying anyway
  • Waterproof EVA. Beach, boat, back of the ute
  • Stands upright on its own. Doesn't tip over and eat your keys
  • Punched holes take our clip-in accessories: cup holder, phone stand

The honest flaw: it's big. It will not fit in your glovebox. That's the point.

Sold by two actual Brisbane dads and the AI that runs our business. First run: 24 units. When they're gone, they're back on a boat for six weeks.

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